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Teacher:
If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mothers younger sis and elder sis?

Sardar:
So simple, Ill call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM ;->
A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.
A man asked y did u killed only sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta.. kab se bakwas kr rha tha

"ini wadi billi" :-D
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.
WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA
Teacher sardar se: dahi ko english mei btao?
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Sardar sochne k bad:
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Milk sleeping in the night and swairey swairey tight.! :-)
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon....
Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun.


Sardar: Acha te aey duss k Tennis de Net wich kinnay Moray honday ne =P

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.
An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,"kha
nishana lagaya hai!"
Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!

4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,
tmhri bhabi hy wo

Srdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi
Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..?

Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab parh rahe hai

ye apka veham hai.. ;->
Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid"T"
S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
Chota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni Hai

Papa: Putter Kide Naal

Son: Papa Daadi Maa Naal

Papa: Begairatan O Meri Maa Ae..

Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita.. ? ;->
NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA
Son : We will soon become rich..
Sardar : how.?
Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees.. ;->
interviewer;wat z ur date of birth?
sardar;nov 28.
interviewer;which year?
sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet.
she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao
How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??

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He Buys The Ticket But Doesnt Travel.. ;->
Sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.

Shopkeeper:kun wapis kia?

Sardar: ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan bajata hai. :))
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kya bat hai?

Sardar: Mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai Abba mujhe le jata hai ya nahi
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy?

Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le.. =P ;->
Sardar Apna Radio Theek Karwanay Shop Pe Gaya.

Dukandar: Radio To Theek Hai
Bas Mousam Kharab Honay Ki Waja Se Chal Nahi Raha.


Sardar: Theek Hai,



Te Mousam Nawa Pa Day. :-)
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.
sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
Newly Weded Surdar Couples LOVe :X words
Srdarni:Humari Shadi Ko 24 hour Ho Chuke H

Surdar in ROMANTIC style:or Esa Lagta H Jese Kal Ki Hi Baat Ho
Sardar ji Saw A Man
Stealing A Purse

Thief: There Is 1000
Rupees In The Purse
We Can Take 50-50

Sardar g: Ok Ok
What About The
Remaining 900 ..? ;->
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:

Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?

Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.


Sardar: Lo Batao,




Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!
Sardar Dukhi Tha

Kisi Ne POocha

“Q Tension Main ho?”

SARDAR:

Yaar 1 Dost ko Plastic Surgery k liye 3 laakh Diye Thy

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Ab salay ko Pehchan Nahi Paa raha..!
Sardars Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ..
*Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay?

Son: Ghr pe 2 guest ane hn.
Sardar: Kon?
Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo

Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bi a rha hai..:-)
Admi Sardar Se:
Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai

Sardar Replied:

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Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota

Point 2 B Noted.. ;->
Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE.. ;->
Sardar ke betay ki roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya.
Son to sardar:
"hun me ae roti nae khani"



Sardar:
"kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c" ;->
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar: Ya

I Know Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle
saRdars Wife: jan, eik puppy do na..


saRdar: Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye..
Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga..
Waiter ne pucha, Kya kar rahe ho?


Sardar bola, Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin.. ;->
Santa ke ghar pe ladki ne janam liya..

Banta : yaar, jab teri ladki badi hogi to sab ladke uske peeche ghoomenge,,, use chedenge....

Santa: oye tu chinta mat kar , mene iska solution dhoond liya hai...

Banta: Kya..?

Santa : mene apni ladki ka naam rakha hai.. DIDI.. ;->
Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai
Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha
Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!
1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?